It's been years since I've been here. My life had become a complete train wreck. I am even more damaged than before, but at least I have some wisdom to show for it. Strangely, people seemed to have just been waiting for me to come back to life - that's awfully nice of them.
Good thing they can't see my sarcasm here.
Anyhow, it looks like after all this pain, I'll get to perform a much deserved reboot. I really hope I like it.
-Vague